Naughty's Place Humor is truly the best medicine

Two sisters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church.

At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.

Finally the 12-year-old said to her 8-year-old younger sister, "Well,

you just ask Mom.

She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel!"



• A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other." He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So she consented, and they were married and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.

One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.

She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. She did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly! After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

'No," she said, "I was a hooker in Kentucky and I worked both sides of the Ohio River.


• Lynda was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her.



Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed. When she looked back again, there were two motorcycles following her. She shot up to 90 miles.



The next time she looked around, there were three cops following her. Suddenly, she spotted a gas station looming ahead.

She screeched to a stop and ran into the ladies' room. Ten minutes later, she innocently walked out. The three cops were standing there waiting for her. Without batting an eye, she said coyly, "I'll bet none of you thought I would make it."