Husband V/S Wife

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel,
and hubby was losing his temper.
"Be careful," he said to his wife. "You'll bring out the
beast in me."
"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who's afraid of a mouse?"

The judge asked the woman why she wanted a divorce, since there was no sign that the husband was cruel, or wandering, or any of the usual things that lead to this situation.
The woman replied that she was seeking the divorce on grounds of hobo sexuality. The judge, trying to stifle his laughter, asked, "Don't you mean homosexuality?"
"No!" she replied, "I mean hobo sexuality... he's a bum lay