Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Friday, December 18, 2009

Tattoo


Sunday, November 29, 2009

Why men stare ?



Actor Thomas Kretschmann and Shermine Shahrivar pose on the red carpet during the 61st Bambi media awards ceremony in Potsdam.
Actor checking Shermine is that good looking for Good Picture.


Thursday, November 26, 2009

Women are always beautiful



The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges. ~Germaine Greer





Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners. ~George du Maurier









The basic Female body comes with the following accessories: garter belt, panti-girdle, crinoline, camisole, bustle, brassiere, stomacher, chemise, virgin zone, spike heels, nose ring, veil, kid gloves, fishnet stockings, fichu, bandeau, Merry Widow, weepers, chokers, barrettes, bangles, beads, lorgnette, feather boa, basic black, compact, Lycra stretch one-piece with modesty panel, designer peignoir, flannel nightie, lace teddy, bed, head. ~Margaret Atwood

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Monday, November 9, 2009

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Virginity Check



A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..'

The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'

The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you hit her head with the shovel.'

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Does Management Know there Staff

On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company
noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.


He approached the young man and calmly said to him,
"How much do you earn?"



The young man was quite amazed
that he was asked such a personal question,
he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2000.00 a month,
Sir. Why?"



Without answering, the MD took out his wallet
and removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said,
"Around here I pay people for working,
not for standing around looking pretty!



Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.




Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner,
"And that applies to everybody in this company".




He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man
I just fired?"



To which an amazing reply came - "He was the pizza delivery guy , Sir!"

Saturday, August 1, 2009

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