An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?
"Abdul Aziz "
"Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and
sometimes you have to be
satisfied with self-service"
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of "missing
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take
off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby
than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her
tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "
OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten
Work Naked It was a cheeky and unexpected sight that greeted commuters as they boarded a Tube into work. But the four naked men and women ...
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011
Go down to get breakup easily
Actor Thomas Kretschmann and Shermine Shahrivar pose on the red carpet during the 61st Bambi media awards ceremony in Potsdam. Actor check...
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