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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

tug of war between husband and wife

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Sunday, June 20, 2010

A satisfied Employee and Employer!!

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and

pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he

could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven

digits. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: The

boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?" The

woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn." Lady, I will

cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn

now." replied boy.

The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who

was presently cutting her lawn. The little boy found more perseverance

and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on

Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach,

Florida." Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on

his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.

The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy

and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit

and would like to offer you a job." The little boy replied, "No

thanks, I was just checking my performance and the job I already have.

I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to !"