Humor Blog

Hilarious Technical support

2012-01-22T23:38:00.000-08:00

Watch this Hilarious Technical support

Office Humor

2012-01-12T04:23:00.000-08:00

laser engraving photos

2011-12-02T06:13:00.000-08:00

Men Women connections

2011-11-30T05:38:00.000-08:00

Awesome Work

2011-10-24T02:58:00.000-07:00

Awesome imagination and very unique video

funny Jokes

2011-10-13T02:34:00.000-07:00

Single Married People ....

Boy #1: I hate it when single married people...
Boy #2, interrupting: Wait, single married people?
Boy #1: Yeah, single married people...
Boy #2: Do you hear yourself when you speak? What the hell is a single married person?!
Boy #1: You know, it's people who were married but are single now...
Boy #2: You mean divorced people?!
Boy #1: Yeah! It's the same shit!
Boy #2, walking away: You're a moron...

Why are you taking off your clothes

The husband is shocked and asks, “Why are you taking off your clothes?”
His wife replies, “You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.”
The husband says, “No, not at all.”
His wife asks angrily, “Well, what the hell were you doing then?”
“I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.” :)

Perfect makeups for Photo shoot

2011-09-29T05:55:00.000-07:00

Dance Babe Dance - Till you Breath

2011-08-08T07:12:00.000-07:00

Dirty Devil

2011-07-07T01:24:00.001-07:00

Morning Play - Must watch Video

2011-07-05T03:30:00.001-07:00

Photos - Humor

2011-06-30T11:52:00.000-07:00

Post your comment on these photos, Which one you like ?

Picture speak thousand words

2011-05-20T04:28:00.000-07:00

What makes you Hold?

2011-04-30T11:14:00.000-07:00

Nature

2011-02-11T04:37:00.000-08:00

HANG ON TO THIS PICTURES

2011-02-09T05:55:00.001-08:00

Amazing Creative Ads

2011-02-09T00:44:00.000-08:00

Naught Advertisments

2011-01-10T23:42:00.000-08:00

Hang ON

2011-01-09T10:30:00.000-08:00

Happy New year 2011

2010-12-30T00:00:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011

Nice to see Good to hold

2010-12-15T22:25:00.000-08:00

Easy Breakups - Eye catch

2010-11-18T23:45:00.000-08:00

Go down to get breakup easily

Adam & Eve

2010-11-07T07:51:00.001-08:00

Blog for funny wedding ceremony

2010-10-02T02:50:00.000-07:00

Free wedding gowns, wedding dress

Finally the party Begins

Photos beyond your imaginations

2010-09-15T03:29:00.000-07:00

tug of war between husband and wife

2010-08-25T02:08:00.000-07:00

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"

Park your Husband

2010-08-19T00:40:00.001-07:00

Eye Catch

2010-08-19T00:38:00.001-07:00

Carefully look and decide what you see...

Comment your views

Capture the Beauty

2010-06-22T01:56:00.000-07:00

A satisfied Employee and Employer!!

2010-06-20T01:55:00.000-07:00

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and

pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he

could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven

digits. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: The

boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?" The

woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn." Lady, I will

cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn

now." replied boy.

The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who

was presently cutting her lawn. The little boy found more perseverance

and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on

Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach,

Florida." Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on

his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.

The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy

and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit

and would like to offer you a job." The little boy replied, "No

thanks, I was just checking my performance and the job I already have.

I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to !"

Beauty witn Brains !!!!

2010-06-06T05:31:00.001-07:00

Think Straight

2010-06-06T05:30:00.000-07:00

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Humor Ads

2010-05-26T05:30:00.000-07:00

Copy cat

Asian Silky effect

viagara Effect

Hook off BRA

2010-05-22T12:22:00.000-07:00

Think Different ( Funny or serious)

2010-05-20T07:16:00.000-07:00

Work Naked

It was a cheeky and unexpected sight that greeted commuters as they boarded a Tube into work.
But the four naked men and women certainly livened up the usually dull journey for many people – attracting gasps from stunned workers

Funny

2010-05-14T11:47:00.000-07:00

Mad at FUN

2010-05-03T03:23:00.001-07:00

Gift a Rose

2010-04-04T11:09:00.000-07:00

STARE : If you can

2010-03-31T12:35:00.000-07:00

Why do guys sleep after sex?

2010-02-20T23:07:00.000-08:00

Women unlimited !!!!

2010-01-29T07:26:00.000-08:00

All Time High Watched Video on YouTube Video

2010-01-14T22:27:00.000-08:00

It has 119,279,970 views (more than 100 million) and 525258 ratings till today.

Loud and Laugh

2010-01-14T07:25:00.000-08:00

Wrestling show from Japan that make the crowds scream and yelled
by Pulling each other trunks. Grabbing of Balls and pulling down opponents underwear!

Non- Stop Imagination

2010-01-07T04:43:00.000-08:00

Got Wild Imagination

Sex & Money

2010-01-01T07:12:00.001-08:00

Human's Life in fast lane, for Money, Sex & T........

Commerical Ad Banned!!!!!!!

2009-12-22T05:36:00.000-08:00

Slapped

2009-12-22T04:00:00.001-08:00

Tattoo

2009-12-18T07:46:00.001-08:00

Why men stare ?

2009-11-29T02:05:00.000-08:00

Actor Thomas Kretschmann and Shermine Shahrivar pose on the red carpet during the 61st Bambi media awards ceremony in Potsdam.
Actor checking Shermine is that good looking for Good Picture.

Women are always beautiful

2009-11-26T04:03:00.000-08:00

The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges. ~Germaine Greer

Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners. ~George du Maurier

The basic Female body comes with the following accessories: garter belt, panti-girdle, crinoline, camisole, bustle, brassiere, stomacher, chemise, virgin zone, spike heels, nose ring, veil, kid gloves, fishnet stockings, fichu, bandeau, Merry Widow, weepers, chokers, barrettes, bangles, beads, lorgnette, feather boa, basic black, compact, Lycra stretch one-piece with modesty panel, designer peignoir, flannel nightie, lace teddy, bed, head. ~Margaret Atwood

Celebrity funny pictures

2009-11-24T09:54:00.001-08:00

Fire and Fun : Mini skirts

2009-11-14T08:08:00.000-08:00

Women on Humor

2009-11-11T08:03:00.000-08:00

Best Humors

2009-11-09T07:56:00.000-08:00

Virginity Check

2009-11-07T07:49:00.000-08:00

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..'

The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'

The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you hit her head with the shovel.'

Picture speaks Humor

2009-10-10T02:54:00.000-07:00

She can't Stop Laughing

2009-09-29T01:03:00.000-07:00

Amazing Photography

2009-09-26T03:35:00.001-07:00

Police man uncontrolable

2009-09-10T07:01:00.000-07:00

Million dollar Dress

2009-09-02T05:48:00.000-07:00

Women's BASE BALL

2009-08-20T06:25:00.000-07:00

Does Management Know there Staff

2009-08-18T01:31:00.000-07:00

On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company
noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him,
"How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed
that he was asked such a personal question,
he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2000.00 a month,
Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet
and removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said,
"Around here I pay people for working,
not for standing around looking pretty!

Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.

Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner,
"And that applies to everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man
I just fired?"

To which an amazing reply came - "He was the pizza delivery guy , Sir!"

Funny Pictures

2009-08-01T03:39:00.000-07:00

Just for Laughs

2009-07-31T07:51:00.000-07:00

German Baby

2009-07-26T00:15:00.000-07:00

Husband The Eleventh

2009-07-25T08:30:00.001-07:00

The 11th Husband !!!

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What ?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

" Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver..

"Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the- art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
.
"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was......... .. God I miss him !!.
.
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why ?

"You're with the " GOVERNMENT ". .
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

Argentina Women Club

2009-07-25T07:12:00.000-07:00

Funny Technical Write UP

2009-07-21T04:04:00.000-07:00

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5..0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9..5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4..1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2. 6 simply crashes
the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _________ _________
Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5..0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears
6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update..
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1 .
Please note that Beer 6..1 is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 ..

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Fuuny Events

2009-07-19T08:24:00.000-07:00

The city in Orange County, California hosts an annual event, it is very unusual. This year was the 30 th anniversary event.

Every second Saturday of July, local residents went to the track and show the butt of passing trains.

It all began in 1979 when traveling through the city rich, drink at a local bar, has promised a free drink each, who will show popular train.

Super powers are too hit by BACK SHOWS

No One willing to Miss the Oportunity

Beauty Admires

2009-07-16T06:03:00.001-07:00

Colors of life

2009-07-14T09:34:00.000-07:00

Husband and wife RACE

2009-07-10T05:56:00.001-07:00

Which one is best answer?

Imagination Out of BOX

2009-07-05T05:14:00.000-07:00

DO you ever imagined ?

Women

2009-07-05T05:12:00.000-07:00

Monkey

2009-07-05T05:08:00.000-07:00

Eliza Dushku -- Scent of a Woman

2009-06-21T05:43:00.000-07:00

Symbols Defined

2009-06-20T05:46:00.000-07:00

2010 Charity Calender

2009-06-14T06:30:00.000-07:00

Hot Grannies Bare All For 2010 Charity Calendar
Some of the original Calendar Girls have been brave enough to bare all again a decade after they originally stripped for charity. Six of the original 11 women from Rylstone Women's Institute, in the Yorkshire Dales, have posed naked for a 2010 calendar... Just take a looks of this old but still gorgeous grannies who are not dare to bare for the charity....

Woman can attrack anything?

2009-06-14T05:35:00.000-07:00

Romantic

2009-05-17T07:39:00.000-07:00

WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1.My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Attractive BACKPACK

2009-05-14T04:33:00.001-07:00

Awesome

2009-05-13T05:42:00.000-07:00

belly laugh

2009-05-12T06:10:00.000-07:00

pregnant women who decorate their bumps with amazing artwork

Women with strong EXPRESSION

2009-05-12T06:06:00.000-07:00

They are ready to sneeze!!!!!!

But To tell you the truth, I like the way you are thinking!!!! !

funny commericials

2009-05-08T07:10:00.000-07:00

Compilation Funny Commercials - Funny bloopers are a click away

Funny Ladies

2009-05-08T07:09:00.001-07:00

WIFE LOVE & Husband confession

2009-05-07T07:49:00.000-07:00

Work out

2009-05-02T07:21:00.001-07:00

Humor : Coca Cola returns from his Middle East

2009-04-20T11:06:00.000-07:00

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should had!? said the salesman. didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"

Important to Know Your Customers.

Just for Laughs

2009-04-16T01:00:00.000-07:00

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

**********

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends ".

**********

What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

**********

Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

**********

Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant.

**********

Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

**********

Women asked man who is traveling with six children,
all these kids are urs ???

No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints .

**********

Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

**********

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly ): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints... --

Gather all Resources

2009-04-15T10:26:00.000-07:00

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.

A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

“Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" .asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady

MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client...!!!

Women Revenge

2009-04-15T10:24:00.000-07:00

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream,

"Where did you get that car?"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents.

We know what a Porsche costs.."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they asked.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. Don't know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."

Flying Hotelicopter

2009-04-10T07:25:00.000-07:00

The Hotelicopter features 18 luxuriously-appointed rooms for adrenaline junkies seeking a truly unique and memorable travel experience.
Each soundproofed room is equipped with a queen-sized bed, fine linens, a mini-bar, coffee machine, wireless internet access, and all the luxurious appointments you'd expect from a flying five star hotel. Room service is available one hour after liftoff and prior to landing." The Hotelicopter is due to fly maiden journey this summer(June 26th) with an undisclosed price...
There is three fly tour.

Inaugural Summer Tour - 14 days (Friday, June 26th, 2009 - Friday, July 10th, 2009)
California Tour - 14 days (Friday, July 17th, 2009 to Friday, July 24rd, 2009)
Bay/Jamaica, European Tour - 16 days (Friday, July 31st, 2009 to Sunday, August 16th, 2009)

Dimensions Length: 42 m (137 ft)
Height: 28m (91 ft)
Maximum Takeoff Weight: 105850 kg (232,870 lb)
Maximum speed: 255 km/h (137 kt) (158 miles/h)
Cruising speed: 237 km/h (127 kt) (147 miles/h)
Original Mi Range: 515 km (320 mi)
Our augmented Mi Range - 1,296 km (700 mi)

EYE CATCH VIEW

2009-04-05T01:35:00.000-07:00

NO one can Miss this VIEW

Bush on new Job Role

2009-04-05T00:12:00.001-07:00

Aria Giovanni Teaches How To Boil Eggs

2009-04-04T09:01:00.000-07:00

Aria Giovanni is an actress and nude model She has modeled in a range of photographic styles,roles in television shows.

Aria Giovanni teaches how to boil your eggs

Aria Giovanni Teaches Us How To Boil Eggs - Watch more Funny Videos

Swipe your Credit /Debt Card

2009-04-04T05:32:00.000-07:00

Have you ever imagine this location of Swipping Credit/Debit Card ? Think next

Funny Clip Microsoft CUT

2009-04-02T03:37:00.000-07:00

Big Mouth

2009-04-01T07:32:00.001-07:00

Iron Man competition

2009-03-29T23:27:00.001-07:00

Five Parts of Women

2009-03-16T08:32:00.000-07:00

Women Makeup