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Work Naked It was a cheeky and unexpected sight that greeted commuters as they boarded a Tube into work. But the four naked men and women ...
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011
Go down to get breakup easily
Actor Thomas Kretschmann and Shermine Shahrivar pose on the red carpet during the 61st Bambi media awards ceremony in Potsdam. Actor check...
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Single Married People ....
Boy #1: I hate it when single married people...
Boy #2, interrupting: Wait, single married people?
Boy #1: Yeah, single married people...
Boy #2: Do you hear yourself when you speak? What the hell is a single married person?!
Boy #1: You know, it's people who were married but are single now...
Boy #2: You mean divorced people?!
Boy #1: Yeah! It's the same shit!
Boy #2, walking away: You're a moron...
Why are you taking off your clothes
The husband is shocked and asks, “Why are you taking off your clothes?”
His wife replies, “You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.”
The husband says, “No, not at all.”
His wife asks angrily, “Well, what the hell were you doing then?”
“I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.” :)
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